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Once again, welcome 2 my website. As this is my first, it may seem that I have a lot 2
talk about. (2 much) Actually, I'm just a little hyper. (Yaaahahgrhrhhghh) (Anywayz) This place is full of that Tin-Can attitude.
Note: If U don't know me all that well, U won't know what Tin-Can means.
| First of all, let me explain why I use U instead of You, R
instead of are, 2 instead of to/too/two, and so many others. The Internet is a big place. Duh. Anywayz, the Internet uses a lot of weird terms, and so I have learned from them. Internet language, especially in sites created by those guys and girls who R not little kids, adults, or seniors, have a lot 2 say these days.
So I will continue using this queer kind of language until I
get totally sick of it and decide 2 take a break 4 a while.
That explains that. |
| Then again, I am not a nutty girl in case some of U might
think. Visitors of this site R usually 7th grade humans who
attend Marlboro Middle School. If U wanna find out more about this stuff,
U should check out the links "About Moi" or
"MMS". |
| This website is totally peaceful.
(Except for jests.) If U find any content that offends U in
any way or form, please e-mail or call or whatever me and
tell!! I will consider all objections. In one perspective, U
could almost say that U have partial control over this site! |
| I know millions of people have websites, and many of them R
done by humans. (Like me.) Just cuz my site doesn't match the
settings and outlines of Bill Gates or whoever's site, don't
come telling moi about it cuz I might get mad . . . And U
don't wanna take that chance cuz I don't really tolerate madness
. . . So I usually fume it out on someone . . . And that someone might turn out 2 be . . . U. Definitely an Ouch.
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Now that I've practically introduced U 2 my site and all that stuff,
U can get going now and explore other stuff. Do U C a
pattern? I write a lot. Some websites never have anything 2
say, while others have a little bit 2 say. However, moi, being a strawberry
fanatic, loves writing and so I am practicing my typing skills on this site. If U
get annoyed U can contact me and complain
all U want. Enjoy!
Au revoir,
- Strawberry
Gurl
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