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Hello. I assume U R smart so I am not gonna give any instructions 2 what U should do next. If U truly R a decent human being then this should be no challenge 2 U whatsoever. Bye.
| Achievement Scale: | Related Arts/Phys.Ed./EOP |
| 100-90 Excellent | O Outstanding/Excellent |
| 89-80 Above average | S Satisfactory |
| 79-70 Average | N Needs improvement |
| 69-65 Below average | U Unsatisfactory |
| 64-50 Failure | I Incomplete |
| I Incomplete | E Excused |
1st Marking Period:
| Teacher | Subject | Score | Comments |
| Mr. Carrigan | Health | 49 | Shows extremely poor effort |
| Mrs. Cohen | Creative Writing | O | Shows poor effort |
| Ms. Fierro | Psychology | O | Shows no effort |
| Mr. Manziano | Wind Ensemble | O | Seems dead all the time |
| Ms. Cook | Math | 44 | Curses at the teacher too much |
| Mr. Vanbenthuysen | Science | 49 | Never in class |
| Mrs. Parnell | French | 50 | Speaks Arabic instead of French |
| Mrs. Gallo | Social Studies | 48 | Smiles too much, too hyper |
| Mrs. Buck | Language Arts | 41 | Tries to assassinate the teacher |
| Mr. Barcello | Applied Technology | O | Attempted to 'saw' off my hair |
 | Note: The Comments section in real life was extremely boring and repetitive so I changed all the comments into more interesting things. U hafta add a certain # 2 all the values in the "Score" section 2 get the real score, and I'm not telling U what that # is. I know this can lead 2 a mass confusion but hey, that's life. Those were the only edited parts, hehehe. |
| Another Note: U can't tell the difference between the letter "O" and the number "0" in the chart, and unless U have been 2 MMS and know its staff quite well, U won't know whether the "0/O's" in the chart above are actually O 4 outstanding/excellent or 0 4 a failing grade. |
| Third Note: There R no mathematical miscalculations above. None. Zip. Zilch. |
| Fourth Note: Every marking period the certain # U hafta add 2 the posted grade in order 2 reach the real grade will change due 2 complications between me and some most psychologically challenged Privies. So if the # this marking period is 2, the next marking period might be -2394823794827. |
| Fifth Note: Are U taking notes on this?!?!?!? I will be quizzing one and all of U sometime in the near future on the content of this website!!! If U get a 99.9999999999901% or below on this quiz, then U will receive the privilege of becoming a certified garbage dumper and will immediately be transferred from school 2 this most . . . rewarding . . . occupation. (Each question is worth .0000000000099 points. No bonus will be given. No writing utensil will be given. No test scroll will be given. No light source will be given. No time will be given. No cheating is permitted, otherwise U automatically get an extra 50 points on the test scroll which will not be given.) |
| Sixth Note: If U get 99.999999999902% or above on this quiz I indicate above, then . . . oh I won't tell U, figure it out by yourself. |