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   YEA!!!! U ACTUALLY CAME HERE!!!! I didn't think the rotting book would attract much attention, but anyway. Friend of mine sent me this email thing that you were supposed to fill out about the person who sent it to you, so I decided to make others fill in this thing. The responses will be posted here . . . some of them depict me as an extraordinarily [in a bad way] STRANGE organism, but *LOL* they're funny, so read!!! Oh yea, the name of the sender will be given, but only if that person doesn't have a nickname. And my comments WILL be shown. In red, as usual. =)

    Response from Tofu:

     1. My (my, not Tofu's) name: Ulga Johnson Wut a pleasant name.

     2. Where did we meet?: Cheese factory CHEESE! YEA!!!

     3. Take a stab at my middle name: uhhh........ Helga U got poor stabbing skills.

     4. How long have you know me?: 6034798347839284759837192837498137240918372409735987309486098 374838592384928347912837498928398379283749837 seconds That long huh?

     5. How well do you know me?: Who sent me this infernal thing? I did, moron!!!

     6. Do I smoke?: U bet u do And I hope u do too.

     7. Do I believe in God?: mebbe Mebbe? Mebbe? At least spell it correctly next time =)

     8. When you first saw me what was your impression?: .........AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! Hmm...I wuz gonna say the same about you...

     9. My age?: 8923759823740928374098173204987539873483 days About 8923759823740928374098173204987539868718 days more than the real number. And to think you're in S/E.

     10. Birthday?: wha!? Poor soul doesn't know what a b-day is, heheh.

     11. Hair color?: the color of bile I hope that's either dark brown or black.

     12. Eye color?: u have eyes!? I do?!?!?!

     13. Do I have any siblings?: uh......the moldy eggplant thingy? i dunno FOOOOOL!!!!!! U insulting my "imvincible" sis?!?

     14. (If opposite sex) Have you ever had a crush on me?: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy crap my sides do hurt I told u to skip this one!!! *ahem* Well, next time I'll have to shorten the answer, it takes up too much space...

     15. What's one of my favorite things to do?: make fun of the Strawberry Gallery---Jumpin Eggplant: THE STRAWBERRY GALLERY BLOWS GOATS!!!!! WAIT, IT'S NOT EVEN WORTHY FOR THAT. THE STRAWBERRY GALLERY BLOWS PROKARYOTES!!!!!!!!!! ...I'll take that as a compliment...

     16. Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?: DIE BASTARD!!!!!!!!BLOODY FOOL!!!!!!!!!!! BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!! I totally agree!!

     17. What's my favorite type of music?: FOLK!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!! Folk? Where have you been??

     18. What is the best feature about me?: ................ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy crap my sides do hurt Wow you laugh a lot.

     19. Am I shy or outgoing?: wha dat mean? Assuming that ur experiencing a memory lapse will clear this all up.

     20. Would you say I am funny?: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH holy crap my sides do hurt *LOL*, funny enough to make you go nuts like this.

     21. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?: follow all the rules. definitely ...Understatement...

     22. Any special talents?: dissing web sites like the strawberry gallery---Jumpin Eggplant: THE STRAWBERRY GALLERY BLOWS GOATS!!!!! WAIT, IT'S NOT EVEN WORTHY FOR THAT. THE STRAWBERRY GALLERY BLOWS PROKARYOTES!!!!!!!!! ~ Merci beaucoup ~

     23. Would you consider me a friend?: dont make me laugh again. my sides will fall off YESS!! LAUGH!!! MAKE UR SIDES FALL OFF!!!! Heheh.

     24. Would you call me preppy, slutty, a homie,average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?: according to dave lee, slutty. according to terry, slutty. according to matt lee, slutty. So i guess since they know u best, SLUTTY!!!!!!!! They're all "purr-ver-did" so their opinions don't count.

     25. Have you ever seen me cry?: i wish MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!! Alors, your wish ain't NEVA gonna come true!!! *evil snickering*

     26. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be?: slutty eggplant Bitchy Tofu

     27. Are my parents still together?: how would i know!? Thas right, you wouldn't.

     28. What do I love?: u luv makn fun of websites---Jumpin Eggplant: THE STRAWBERRY GALLERY BLOWS GOATS!!!!! WAIT, IT'S NOT EVEN WORTHY FOR THAT. THE STRAWBERRY GALLERY BLOWS PROKARYOTES!!!!!!!!! Ur so damn repetitive!! Jeez!!!!

    Response from Fuzzy:

     1. My (my, not Fuzzy's) name: Tian He Yay you actually know my name...!!

     2. Where did we meet?: At school Quite logical response.

     3. Take a stab at my middle name: Wei Darn it u know. SHHHH don't tell anyone!!!

     4. How long have you know me?: Too long Heh. Heh, heh.

     5. How well do you know me?: Kinda I have no comment to this commentless comment.

     6. Do I smoke?: Indubitably ..OFF WITH UR HEAD!!

     7. Do I believe in God?: Yes, you certainly do Why is it everyone thinks that.

     8. When you first saw me what was your impression?: SOMEBODY GET HER AWAY FROM THAT KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Huh!? What knife?!

     9. My age?: 12? 13? If you had labeled it, you would probably have followed up with "centuries". ;)

     10. Birthday?: some day I didn't know someday was spaced like that. And you are disqualified because the answer is too vague. Dommage!!!

     11. Hair color?: Black Aww shucks, I was hoping you'd say blue =(

     12. Eye color?: Why would I care? And - that is not a color.

     13. Do I have any siblings?: Yes, I taight your sis that word weird 1) You have awesome spelling. 2)I remember it was 'crazy' not 'weird'.

     14. (If opposite sex) Have you ever had a crush on me?: Yes, of course, now get away from me.. AUGHH!!! I'm going insane!!! Heh heh; Fuzzy also said, "YesOOPS! Wrong person" to the question of (If same sex) Have you ever been jealous of me?

     15. What's one of my favorite things to do?: Dream about killing Mr. Gallo *sputter* But I thought it was Mrs., not Mr.!!

     16. Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?: You say that again, and I'll kill you! Right, and I had GOOD reason to!! =)

     17. What's my favorite type of music?: Why should I care? Because music is a wonderful abstract sense of mind that can heal, reveal, and appeal.

     18. What is the best feature about me?: What best feature? HAHAHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHEHEHE!!! OK anywayz.

     19. Am I shy or outgoing?: Ummmmm…. What do you want me to say? Neither and both, simultaneously.

     20. Would you say I am funny?: your face...remember, their not laughing with you...they're laughing AT you I sincerely disagree. Gotta sharpen my ax now . . .

     21. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?: depends Next time you see me rebelling, tell me so I can cherish the moment.

     22. Any special talents?: Special talents, let me think about that...Oh yes! Assasination Oh wait a yes or no question Thank you. I pride myself on my assassination skills. Now where's my ax . . .

     23. Would you consider me a friend?: yes I hope you're not being sarcastic. If Lemonberri reads this . . . BIG trouble!!! And for you, not me, heheh.

     24. Would you call me preppy, slutty, a homie,average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?: Ummmm... All of them? Nevermind, you were being sarcastic about #23.

     25. Have you ever seen me cry?: No Statistics show that only the sight of eggplants and stupid guys will make me cry, out of yuckiness and pity, respectively. Oh yes, and sometimes onions too.

     26. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be?: Hey! That guy over there! *Staring murderously at the computer screen* ~ SAY THAT AGAIN!?

     27. Are my parents still together?: Maybe, maybe not I am an orphan. (not)

     28. What do I love?: *** ****!!!!! I do not love him. And I totally deny that.

Response from B (Privy WET):

1. My (my, not B's) name: Tian He Good. You know my name. Good. Good.

2. Where did we meet?: MMS I didn't know you knew I was alive =0

3. Take a stab at my middle name: How am I suppose to know Because.

4. How long have you know me?: half a year Actually, nine months and counting.

5. How well do you know me?: good enough The correct grammatical response is "Well" enough. And if you knew me well enough, how come you know less than Fuzzy?!

6. Do I smoke?: of corse A series of poor spellers ... ;)

7. Do I believe in God?: no ...Holy...

8. When you first saw me what was your impression?: weird Gee. Thanks. A lot.

9. My age?: 12 That's a lie. I'm thirteen just like u, demmit!!

10. Birthday?: ??? See, you don't even know when my birthday is. The day before my birthday, you even asked me, "Today's your bday?!" in Science Class. And I said tomorrow. And you still don't know my bday. OK, so, you hate me. Duh, why didn't I think of that before?!? Who am I fooling?!?!?!?

11. Hair color?: black Bla. So, yay, you do know I'm alive. Yay.

12. Eye color?: brown You're just guessing. Most Asians have brown/dark brown eyes anyway, so that was probably a safe bet. I wish my eyes were blue. Or green, like Miss Tang's.

13. Do I have any siblings?: yes And you said she was cute. Her, not me. Demmit again.

14. (If opposite sex) Have you ever had a crush on me?: no Oh. Oh. Okay. Well. My first crush didn't go too well, did it? Heheh. =)

15. What's one of my favorite things to do?: annoy me I don't annoy you. At least not that I know of. The next best thing I could do to you is ignore you. I bet you'd like that. Lots. The silence starts tomorrow.

16. Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?: Shut up!! Ahh.. hehe. I think that was because you called me a bastard or something. Anyway, I admit I had something vindictive going against Asian boys in the beginning of the year. Plz forgive me .. lol.

17. What's my favorite type of music?: pop Whoa. You actually guessed right. G-E-N-I-U-S.

18. What is the best feature about me?: smart??? ...Why are there three questions marks after that remark? Hmm???

19. Am I shy or outgoing?: both That's cool. I am a borderline girl. Whoopee.

20. Would you say I am funny?: weird, not funny Why THANK YOU Ben!!! I take that as a SINCERE compliment!

21. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?: rebel Where have you been? I can't recall any rebellious moments.

22. Any special talents?: piano ~ Merci beaucoup ~

23. Would you consider me a friend?: what am i suppose to say? "Yes Tian, I am your friend."

24. Would you call me preppy, slutty, a homie,average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?: see above I'm not slutty. Or nerdy. Or glamorous. Or snobby. Or average. Or a homie. Or preppy, or punk, or hippie, or whatever else. If you think that, go ahead. Or were you trying to be funny .. ?

25. Have you ever seen me cry?: yeah right Good answer. The day that I cry in front of you, you know you'll have done something REALLY bad.

26. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be?: TNT *Hissss* *BOOOM!!"

27. Are my parents still together?: yes Another good guess. I don't even think you've SEEN them.

28. What do I like?: me How can you say that?! Don't u ever get humiliated? Anyhow, after all this stuff you sent me, I'm not so sure anymore; according to all of your friends, you are TOTALLY happy & thrilled about that. So I'll leave it at that. Go find yourself another girl at CTY, like your bro before u did. =)

Response from CheeseVeggie:

1. My (my, not CheeseVeggie's) name: La fille de fraise Only partially correct. Ding ding ding!!!! You just lost five million dollars . . .

2. Where did we meet?: In a place in a town on a state this side of Rhode Island! Oh really? I recall meeting you when you were playing hooky by that sewer in Brooklyn.

3. Take a stab at my middle name: I love Strawberri's middle name...it's wei cool! ... are you MOCKING me?!?!?!?

4. How long have you know me?: That depends if first grade counts...didn't think so It doesn't count. In first grade, I had no evidence or shreds of proof that you were a living being. Come to think of it, I still don't ...

5. How well do you know me?: Enough to know that you want to kill me everytime I look at you, let alone talk to you. Ehehehahaha!! Well, how do you explain the fact that you are still living? And that I don't kill you at school or in gym when you talk? Or mock? Or whatever it is you do?! Grumble ...

6. Do I smoke?: Let's hope so!...er..I mean...um...no, I think? Tsk tsk!! I'm telling Mr. Carrigan you learned NOTHING in his class. Hehehaha.

7. Do I believe in God?: Is this a rheotorical question? No - it's a rhetorical question. ;)

8. When you first saw me what was your impression?: Damn! Look at the **** of *** **** *********! ...Does the phrase "I will burn and torture you in hell" take on meaning to you??

9. My age?: You certainly look 57. Oh. *smoothing back hair* Thank you.

10. Birthday?: Sometime between January and December. In other words, you don't know. I need to give you guys a few lectures on my birthdate later. I'm sure you would all enjoy that. =)

11. Hair color?: As black as they come. Not really. My hair is actually quite brown. Lighter than they should be. Jet black hair is cool. Green hair & red highlighted stripes are even cooler. LOL.

12. Eye color?: As evil (and blue) as they come. Ugh ... I wish!! Blue eyes are awesome. Maybe contacts will do the trick ... *accidentally poking my left eye out* OOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

13. Do I have any siblings?: I'm not supposed to dis her, right? Ok then, I won't...what's her name again? Of course!!! "Dising" little children is bad. Especially my sister ... because that's MA SOEUR you're dissing!!

14. (If opposite sex) Have you ever had a crush on me?: How'd you guess? HAHA!! *ahem* I know you're kidding, don't worry about it.

(If same sex) Have you ever been jealous of me? I got a sex change, and let me tell you that being a woman is so much better! And no, I have never been jealous of you (except for those few times when you got really high test scores and I flunked.) ...Ewww...

15. What's one of my favorite things to do?: Scream your head off at me. In that case, I must be an expert at replacing fallen heads. And I cannot IMAGINE myself screaming my head off at you!!! That is just so .. you know.

16. Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?: Why does he have to be in all of my classes?!?!?! It was annoying. At almost the end of the year, it STILL is!! of course, it was freakier at the beginning of the year. But next year, I can always . . . I can always . . . nevermind.

17. What's my favorite type of music?: Vitamin C is good 4 U (unless you have an overdose) That's a type of music?! Cool! Oh yes ... when I have overdoses of Vitamin C, I go hyper, and that's not good, now is it. Hehe!!

18. What is the best feature about me?: The ability to complain about everything and anything. Oh yea ... I pride myself on being able to complain about stuff.

19. Am I shy or outgoing?: Shy unless I'm around...then the outgoing muderous part kicks in. The exuberance! The thoughtfulness! The observant fool has noticed this!!! Wahaha! (jk)

20. Would you say I am funny?: You've never really joked joked before, so flat-out: no. Ewww. Go to hell. =) NOW.

21. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?: Strawberri loves rules when everybody is around, but in private, she slips into a telephone booth and becomes: Super Strawberri Gurl! The one and only superhero with complaining powers and the ability to glare menacingly and kill whoever she wants! All of this comes from the power of the Berri! What is all this?! Did you even answer the question?! Agh!!! The idiocy is really gettin' to me now ...

22. Any special talents?: The power of the Berri! Oh my God. You should be the Strawberri. You're a million times more obsessed than I am. Jeez!!!

23. Would you consider me a friend?: When you don't try to kill me, yes. But then again, when don't you try to kill me? I don't try to kill u when you don't deserve to be killed. Under your circumstances, this means that you always deserve to be killed. LOL. Funny, funny ...

24. Would you call me preppy, slutty, a homie,average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?: Something else. Oh, you want me to say? Sorry, I can't tell anyone that I think she is fruity (in a good way). There's no need to cover up ... you are dead anyway ... might as well say what you REALLY think ... *huff* *puff*

25. Have you ever seen me cry?: No, but I have seen you moan, stalk, scream, stalk, glare, stalk, and weep (weeping is not crying!). Did I mention stalk? No, you didn't mention stalk. Would you like to mention it again?! Anyhow, all this stalking has absolutely nothing to do with "Have you ever seen me cry?". You sure get side-tracked a lot =)

26. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be?: I think you have enough nicknames already. Ya think?? Well, I disagree. As usual ...

27. Are my parents still together?: I should hope so! They ditched me for another child. I feel loved. Yay!!!!

28. What do I like?: The moment of truth awaits! Strawberri is round and large, rather red with green hair! As Super Strawberri Gurl, she slims down a bit and develops muscles, and a large S appears in the middle of her forehead. It is this S that distracts enemies long enough so Super Strawberri Gurl can mess things up as usual, or kill them with her glare! Where do you come up with this bs?! This has NOTHING to do with the question WHATSOEVER!! Aggity-dack!!! You are definitely going on my "Urgent: To Kill!!!" list now!!!!!!!! Congratulations. It is not everyday one establishes their death, quite knowingly too. Farewell, Nimmy.

Response from Frankfurter:

1. My (my, not Frankfurter's) name: Ka-boom *sizzle sizzle*

2. Where did we meet?: u think i remember As a matter of fact, I don't.

3. Take a stab at my middle name: hm...dunno i could be wei off N yea, you are. That middle name is wei too long.

4. How long have you know me?: should i care? Not particularly.

5. How well do you know me?: good enuff to noe dat u kare 'bout seeplleing Not enough to condemn you for grammar... it's WELL, not GOOD!!

6. Do I smoke?: weed? yeah. meth, maybe. gasoline? yeah. o wait, that's me Oh wonderful. And where do you get shipments from?!

7. Do I believe in God?: holy hell, what kind of question is that? Oh, I didn't know there were different types of questions!

8. When you first saw me what was your impression?: bug eyes, freak, @^(!@&^@^@#(&(@)_&^@(^&! ...........

9. My age?: as old as the dinos Maybe it's time that I die ...

10. Birthday?: 13/13/13 And remember to get me a birthday present on that day.

11. Hair color?: same as ben(snicker snicker) Shut up.

12. Eye color?: see above answer Shut up.

13. Do I have any siblings?: one plus one is two.... ~ Ur way too obsessed with math that you associated it with my lil sis.

14. (If opposite sex) Have you ever had a crush on me?: umm...no comment Good. I didn't want an answer to this one.

15. What's one of my favorite things to do?: uhh, think of lover boy Who's Lover Boy?

16. Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?: SHUT UP! Actually, I believe it was "Hi".

17. What's my favorite type of music?: POP(pissy off popcrap> Don't make me debate with you ...

18. What is the best feature about me?: AHAHHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAAAAAAAAH AHAAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAH AHAHAHAH....wow my sides hurt Hey .. you sound awfully like Tofu ..

19. Am I shy or outgoing?: outgoing...until loverboy comes I don't act shy around him. And who's Lover Boy??

20. Would you say I am funny?: yeah...funny looking *I'm all smiles* =)

21. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?: do i care... ur a devil without a cause Oh, but I think Kid Rock is awesome.

22. Any special talents?: one word-PIANO And a mighty special word that is.

23. Would you consider me a friend?: "yes tian, you are my friend" Hehe. I think I might have forced you to say that. Whoops, my bad.

24. Would you call me preppy, slutty, a homie,average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?: just plain bad ass weird I don't mind the weird, but I resent the "plain bad ass".

25. Have you ever seen me cry?: i wish, until that day comes, pigs fly and lover boy likes you Oww!! *sob* That stung. I'd rather get hit by a car. ;) Heh. Oh yea ... who the hell is Lover Boy???

26. If there were one good nickname for me, what would it be?: TNT *frowning* Whatever happened to Strawberri.

27. Are my parents still together?: y should i care? Are you asking me?!

28. What do I like?: ma brothuh Fine. I dun like yo bruhthuh anymoor. ~ N I steel dun git it. Whoz "Lover Boy"?!?!?!?

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